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I will update with new pictures eventually I swear.

Naughty barn fun

Going into the barn for a naughty!

(based on this [Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s MEAT book])

[Thank you for this harrowing submission, benedictbumbershoot. I did not expect my new year to start with sleepless nights filled with haunting images of Mitchell’s feverish, glazed eyes, but c’est la vie I suppose. And if that wasn’t terrifying enough, I feel as if I’ve just fallen into a Carry On film. “Naughty barn fun” indeed.]

You may live to regret those words, David.

“I would like to live a lifestyle where the whole time I’ve got a garlic bread vaguely following me around.” - David Mitchell, Big fat Quiz of the Year 2011.

MERRY PIZZAMAS!

Ron Mael with ravioli is now available on a t-shirt. And if you’re not already acquainted with Mr Mael, you are missing out.

corruptedcarboncopy:

I drew this for my friend Madison..

That’s Maddie in the middle offerring a pizza to an enthralled David Mitchell, while Snape looks on in envy.

#art  

Skyping with pizza.

stephenfrysmanboobs:

To celebrate me getting my 100th follower I drew David with his one true love.

I like the pointy nose, although if I were to criticise you on one thing, it would be that David’s nose is much more pointy than that in reality. Fun fact: He often spears pizza on it (fortunately, pizza doesn’t feel pain, just a mild tickling sensation occasionally).

#art  

“I’ll eat pizza in the park,
I’ll eat pizza in the dark,
You think it’s wrong? I don’t care,
I’ll eat pizza anywhere. 

Up a tree,
With my mum,
I’ll even eat pizza off my own bum!

Tell me what to do and I’ll slap you in the face,
Because I prefer pizza to the human race.”

(via prawnmael)

ghostbees:

Charlie Brooker & David Mitchell (with pizza), my part of the art trade with the fabulous Steve!

jesusface:

Please draw a pirate David Mitchell with a treasure chest full of pizza. - corruptedcarboncopy 

Beautiful work.

David wins over pizza with puns

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If anyone happens to know the creator of this image I would love to know too. Thanks pizza lovers!

Edit: The artist in question is nicecleanfight. Thanks!

ashdinosaur:

I am going to make a new zine and I need your help, internet! I need lots of penpals to make this happen, so if you’d like to be involved please send me a message so we can swap addresses. 

This is just a mock up of roughly what the cover might look like for the purposes of this post, but I’ll probably do the text by hand to go with the handmade postal aesthetic. The picture is of some lovely post sent to me by a certain friend I call Bertie Bassett or Ron Mael depending on the position of the moon.

Please get involved, it’ll be great! Send me something weird. I’ll send you a photocopy of Nick Cave’s ear.

Reblogging here as a signal boost!

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