Pizza would like to take this opportunity to shower you with pixelated love.


Note to people on the internet: I made these. Me. I placed each pixel individually and by gum everyone had better know it. Yes that’s right, I am suggesting that these images are cursed, and that if you don’t explicitly credit me in an extremely obtuse fashion [e.g. LIL ASHTON MADE THESE, VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE AWARE THAT THESE WERE MADE BY LIL ASHTON, HERE IS A COPY OF LIL ASHTON’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE, MEDICAL RECORDS, AND A 200 PAGE ESSAY ON HOW LIL ASHTON FEELS ABOUT THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES] you can expect to be beaten to death by a certain greasy food that will climb from your electronic appliance in seven days, Ring style.
Also please give me large amounts of cash. And all of the flavours of Kit Kat that Japan has.
I give you Star Trek: The Pizza Generation
I like that you have taken THE BEARD into account.
(via corrupteddatalava-deactivated20)


Silly new mini zines. I’m thinking of doing a zine-a-day project throughout July. We’ll see how that goes. For now I’m off to Trafalgar Square in glittery hot pants* for London Pride.
*Of course not.
EDIT: Buy them here.
(via noodel-the-cat)
“Fantasy scenario in which David and I appreciate gastric architecture.”
Just realised David has a new twitter profile picture, and there is pizza involved again. adjl’;lkjhfgh I will never fail to be cheered up a bit by his love affair with pizza.
Heat magazine cutest couple 2011

CHIPS ARE BETTER CAN’T YOU SEE







