Pizza would like to take this opportunity to shower you with pixelated love.

Note to people on the internet: I made these. Me. I placed each pixel individually and by gum everyone had better know it. Yes that’s right, I am suggesting that these images are cursed, and that if you don’t explicitly credit me in an extremely obtuse fashion [e.g. LIL ASHTON MADE THESE, VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE AWARE THAT THESE WERE MADE BY LIL ASHTON, HERE IS A COPY OF LIL ASHTON’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE, MEDICAL RECORDS, AND A 200 PAGE ESSAY ON HOW LIL ASHTON FEELS ABOUT THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES] you can expect to be beaten to death by a certain greasy food that will climb from your electronic appliance in seven days, Ring style.

Also please give me large amounts of cash. And all of the flavours of Kit Kat that Japan has.

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