Going into the barn for a naughty!

(based on this [Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s MEAT book])

[Thank you for this harrowing submission, benedictbumbershoot. I did not expect my new year to start with sleepless nights filled with haunting images of Mitchell’s feverish, glazed eyes, but c’est la vie I suppose. And if that wasn’t terrifying enough, I feel as if I’ve just fallen into a Carry On film. “Naughty barn fun” indeed.]