Can’t quite put my finger on it but there is something AMISS.
3 weeks ago on May 02, 2012 at 02:06pm
Posts tagged david mitchell.
If I have to be exposed to your sexual confessions, I will do everything in my power to publicise them as much as possible so that you might rightly be ashamed of yourselves. Although to be honest I did submit this one, but my ULTIMATE FANTASY is to watch Jarvis Cocker throwing Babybels at Judy Finnigan.
3 months ago on February 26, 2012 at 11:13pm
“Once David drunkenly sang Britney Spears at me during a pub karaoke night. It was incredibly romantic.”
- Pizza.
3 months ago on February 16, 2012 at 07:35pm
3 months ago on February 16, 2012 at 07:31pm
3 months ago on February 16, 2012 at 07:29pm
David Mitchell and Pizza chose “Let Me Love You” by Mario as their wedding song.
3 months ago on February 16, 2012 at 07:28pm
3 months ago on February 16, 2012 at 07:25pm
Naughty barn fun
Going into the barn for a naughty!
(based on this [Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s MEAT book])
[Thank you for this harrowing submission, benedictbumbershoot. I did not expect my new year to start with sleepless nights filled with haunting images of Mitchell’s feverish, glazed eyes, but c’est la vie I suppose. And if that wasn’t terrifying enough, I feel as if I’ve just fallen into a Carry On film. “Naughty barn fun” indeed.]
5 months ago on December 31, 2011 at 01:16pm
You may live to regret those words, David.
“I would like to live a lifestyle where the whole time I’ve got a garlic bread vaguely following me around.” - David Mitchell, Big fat Quiz of the Year 2011.
5 months ago on December 29, 2011 at 12:43pm
6 months ago on November 28, 2011 at 03:54pm
“I’ll eat pizza in the park,
I’ll eat pizza in the dark,
You think it’s wrong? I don’t care,
I’ll eat pizza anywhere.Up a tree,
With my mum,
I’ll even eat pizza off my own bum!Tell me what to do and I’ll slap you in the face,
Because I prefer pizza to the human race.”
(via prawnmael)
7 months ago on October 18, 2011 at 08:13am
