Posts tagged david mitchell.

How it really went down…

ALERT ALERT NEW PIZZIFIED TWITTER PROFILE PIC

it’s the special pizza edition of his new book cover

THANKS FOR THIS SUBMISSION I’M DRUNK ON SPECIAL BREW AND I APPRECIATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!

Don’t get mad, don’t be mean.

Can’t quite put my finger on it but there is something AMISS.

If I have to be exposed to your sexual confessions, I will do everything in my power to publicise them as much as possible so that you might rightly be ashamed of yourselves. Although to be honest I did submit this one, but my ULTIMATE FANTASY is to watch Jarvis Cocker throwing Babybels at Judy Finnigan.

I just can’t keep them apart!

“Once David drunkenly sang Britney Spears at me during a pub karaoke night. It was incredibly romantic.”
- Pizza.

David Mitchell and Pizza chose “Let Me Love You” by Mario as their wedding song.

Naughty barn fun

Going into the barn for a naughty!

(based on this [Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s MEAT book])

[Thank you for this harrowing submission, benedictbumbershoot. I did not expect my new year to start with sleepless nights filled with haunting images of Mitchell’s feverish, glazed eyes, but c’est la vie I suppose. And if that wasn’t terrifying enough, I feel as if I’ve just fallen into a Carry On film. “Naughty barn fun” indeed.]

You may live to regret those words, David.

“I would like to live a lifestyle where the whole time I’ve got a garlic bread vaguely following me around.” - David Mitchell, Big fat Quiz of the Year 2011.

Skyping with pizza.