it’s the special pizza edition of his new book cover
THANKS FOR THIS SUBMISSION I’M DRUNK ON SPECIAL BREW AND I APPRECIATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!
Can’t quite put my finger on it but there is something AMISS.
If I have to be exposed to your sexual confessions, I will do everything in my power to publicise them as much as possible so that you might rightly be ashamed of yourselves. Although to be honest I did submit this one, but my ULTIMATE FANTASY is to watch Jarvis Cocker throwing Babybels at Judy Finnigan.
“Once David drunkenly sang Britney Spears at me during a pub karaoke night. It was incredibly romantic.”
David Mitchell and Pizza chose “Let Me Love You” by Mario as their wedding song.
Going into the barn for a naughty!
(based on this [Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s MEAT book])
[Thank you for this harrowing submission, benedictbumbershoot. I did not expect my new year to start with sleepless nights filled with haunting images of Mitchell’s feverish, glazed eyes, but c’est la vie I suppose. And if that wasn’t terrifying enough, I feel as if I’ve just fallen into a Carry On film. “Naughty barn fun” indeed.]
“I would like to live a lifestyle where the whole time I’ve got a garlic bread vaguely following me around.” - David Mitchell, Big fat Quiz of the Year 2011.