A Voldemort-based sketch that may or may not ever come to fruition.
Posts tagged sketch.
Preliminary doodle for this. I think I like this better than the final thing.
A sexy pizza tried to steal Mrs Mitchell away by luring her in with his hot, well-toned crusts. Fortunately the sexy pizza could only lure Charlie Brooker’s hungry jaws. Nothing could separate David Mitchell and his lovely pizza wife.
I hope this writing isn’t too illegible for you. I’ll transcribe it just in case.
1: David Mitchell was a lonely comedian.
2: He wandered the streets alone, stopping only to sigh wistfully on benches.
3: But one day his life changed forever when a kindly pizza enquired into his bench use.
4: “You’ve been sitting there awfully long” said the pizza.
5: “I love benches” said David unenthusiastically.
6: David and the pizza looked into each other’s eyes
7: and instantly felt an intense connection surge between them like hot lightning.
8: They made love immediately
9: and had many baby pizzas.
Here we see that David Mitchell’s tongue has elongated, allowing him to lick from afar.
Below, he is shocked to discover an accidental pizza conception has taken place.