How it really went down…

Source: Pleated-Jeans.com
ALERT ALERT NEW PIZZIFIED TWITTER PROFILE PIC
it’s the special pizza edition of his new book cover
THANKS FOR THIS SUBMISSION I’M DRUNK ON SPECIAL BREW AND I APPRECIATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!!

Going into the barn for a naughty!
(based on this [Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s MEAT book])
[Thank you for this harrowing submission, benedictbumbershoot. I did not expect my new year to start with sleepless nights filled with haunting images of Mitchell’s feverish, glazed eyes, but c’est la vie I suppose. And if that wasn’t terrifying enough, I feel as if I’ve just fallen into a Carry On film. “Naughty barn fun” indeed.]
No caption. Just get well soon, fair Tumblrer!
Submitted by worldviavenn.
I’m walking in the air
I’m floating with pizza by my side
The people far below can see the hunger in my eyes
I’m holding very tight
on your crust and on your cheese I chew
before I had pizza, oh I was so very blue